Now I had an old uncle was mean as can be He said "When I die you'll get nothin' from me" Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble All he left me was an old over coat But I found in the pocket a fifty pound note Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble Now I am a do it yourselfer you see It don't half make life easy, take it from me Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble The wife wants the grass cut or a new kitchen shelf Just do as I do and say do it yourself Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble Mustn't grumble, don't worry 'bout nothin' my friend Mustn't grumble, 'cause all's well that's well in the end Mustn't grumble, grumble and you're on your own Laugh and the world laughs with you Cry and you'll cry all alone Laugh and the world laughs with you Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble I came home from work, there was firemen about They said "we couldn't save it, youe house has burnt down" Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble I said "that's allright, don't worry mate, 'Cause the bathroom needed painting, it weren't half in a state" Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble Now I collect the football pools money, you see And one week we won it, me work mates and me Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble Came home from work early feelin' pleased with meself The I saw the coupon still stuck on the shelf Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble Mustn't grumble, don't worry 'bout nothin' my friend Mustn't grumble, 'cause all's well that's well in the end Mustn't grumble, grumble and you're on your own Laugh and the world laughs with you Cry and you'll cry all alone Laugh and the world laughs with you Mustn't grumble, mustn't grumble