"I wanna say it." "This one is for all the suckers—" "I wanna say it." "—who still believe in love." "Let me say it." "Shut up!" "Let me say it." "Oh, fine." "Thi-this... What do I say?" "Ughh." Hey, everybody I've got something to tell It's what I learned from relationship hell Lust turns to disgust A heart of gold into rust A soft touch to a slap in the face It gets old It goes away This one's For all the suckers who still believe in love This one's for you This one's For all the suckers who still believe in love This one's for you It never works But we keep trying like fools, Learning and breaking the rules At first you're excited Then you're less than delighted By the end you want them to drop dead It can't last It's gone so fast This one's For all the suckers who still believe in love This one's for you This one's For all the suckers who still believe in love This one's for you Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker This song is brought to you in part by all the suckers who still believe in love. This one's for you! This one's For all the suckers who still believe in love This one's for you This one's For all the suckers who still believe in love This one's for you This one's for you This one's for you This one's for you This one's for you This one's for you This one's for you This one's for you "Oh, sugar buns..." "Yes?" "This one's for all the suckers who still believe in love." "Ha ha ha ha." "This one's for you!"