i don't give a shit where you are from the valley some desert or kingdom come you read it in some surf magazine so you all wind up in hb first things first where do i start a sweet v-dub bus might be smart you read it in some surf fagazine so you all end up in hb surfs up asshole x3 men in tight suits surfs up asshole x3 sure look cute the wax, the chicks ive seen blue crush gonna fuck that little bitch in the back of my bus its nice to have someone think for me thats why I now live in hb a tattoo a goatee a wallet chain every single asshole looks the same a robot producing factory and it all points down to hb surfs up asshole x3 every single bitch surfs up asshole x3 big big tits what a drag there in the break it smells familiar and its smeared on my face what do i do i had to think is that the fucking shit that i took last week i swam ashore i could not breath fuck i stepped on a needle and got hiv while the lifeguard tanned and shaved his legs the brown breaks of huntington beach surfs up asshole x3 hey whats up bro (spoken in true to life surfbonics) surfs up asshole x3 the seas are polluted with medical waste and on the fourth of july i got sprayed with mace but i got a bro deal on a stick you see thats the way it goes in hb thats the way it goes asshole