All I Want for Christmas Is You (To Bring Me Off)

歌詞

Ho ho ho, merry Christmas! This is what I'd really like this year... I don't want a Chocolate Orange Or a sodding screwdriver set I don't want any more bastard books I haven't looked at last year's yet I've already got a Nintendo Wii And I don't want fucking socks I don't want a bollocking Beano annual Or a shitty selection box I don't want novelty slippers like last year In the shape of Scooby Doo I nearly broke my fucking neck Going upstairs for a poo I don't want cunting handkerchiefs Or a poxy pair of gloves But, darling, there is just one thing That I would really love 'Cause all I want for Christmas is you All I want for Christmas is you (to bring me off) I don't want an apple and some nuts In a Christmas stocking I'm just after something warm That I can stick my cock in Maybe I could pop my cock in your gob Or maybe in your hand Or even in your front bottom That would be really grand 'Cause all I want for Christmas is you All I want for Christmas is you (to bring me off)