Twenty-nine That's when you're supposed to find yourself Start drinkin' whiskey from a higher shelf Stop callin' your mom for help Twenty-nine You start payin' mortgage instead of rent Should be pickin' out a picket fence Instead of wonderin' where it went and wonderin' why But for me, twenty-nine Is the year that I got married and divorced I held on for dear life, but I still fell off the horse From a Miss to a Mrs. then the other way around The year I was gonna live it up Now I'm never gonna live it down Twenty-nine By now, I thought I'd have it figured out But I've never felt as lost as I do now And everybody says, "You're only twenty-nine" But I feel like I'm runnin' out of time If youth is wasted on the young, have I wasted mine? 'Cause for me, twenty-nine Is the year that I got married and divorced I held on for dear life, but I still fell off the horse From a Miss to a Mrs. then the other way around The year I was gonna live it up Now I'm never gonna live it down Seems like everybody else is hangin' on to it But I swear to God I barely made my way through it Oh, twenty-nine Is the year that I got married and divorced Yeah, I held on for dear life, but I still fell off the horse From a Miss to a Mrs. then the other way around The year I was gonna live it up Hey, let's just call it what it was Now I'm never gonna live it down Mmm