I'm Mark And I'm Greg And this is your spook Ey Halloween song Start the truck up, bitch And hand me a beer We're about to have some fun Snatch that coloured's candy sack That's my candy Shut up, black! Go call your daddy if he's near I ain't seen my daddy in years We're done with blacks now on to queers Stop the truck and this pink house Be quiet, it has a baby mouse Now stop that faggot's (Smash, splat)! That's what you get for suckin' cock! That's what you get for suckin' cock! Halloween, Halloween I'm drinking beer, beer, beer I'm stayin' away from queers on Halloween I love drinking beer on Halloweeen I love you Halloween! I need to pee, please stop the truck Shut Up Mark, here's a bingo cup I filled it up, what do I do? If only we could find a Jew If only we could find a Jew I see one he's right in our tracks He's dressed up and he's on the back I need a shot so slow her down There's a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town There's a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town Halloween, Halloween Our favourite time of year I'm drinkin' 18 beers on Halloween I love to drink on Halloween I'm tired. What are we doing driving? Halloween's over we must rest We dream of Sexy Savannah's breasts Shut Up Mark, turn off the light I'm still laughing about that piece of cock (Laughing) piece of cock (Laughing) Piece of Cock Piece of Cock