I stumble out of a night club thinking, "Animals and insects don't do drugs." I think I'll go out and act like I'm celibate Jingle bells and a Christmas choir I softly kick a dog in the teeth But he can't beat me down Blood streaming from the palms of my feet I'll bring the heavens down screaming with me Oh my God... (4x) I'll shake my cutie pie fist at a waitress When I'm sick of the way that I've been I think I'll go out and act like I'm celibate Throw grenades at a Christmas choir Oh my God... (12x)