She gets up in the morning Brings me breakfast in bed She gets up in the morning Brings me breakfast in bed Strokes my ego Massage my head She's a bad bad girl She don't ever behave She's a bad bad girl She don't ever behave She's a bad bad girl She gets in trouble every day She went down to New Orleans For the Mardi Gras time She went down to New Orleans For the Mardi Gras time Came home smelling like magnolias And cheap swamp water win I saw her in Chicago On the fourth of July I saw her in Chicago On the fourth of July She exploded like a Roman candle Right across my sky She's a bad bad girl She don't ever behave She's a bad bad girl She don't ever behave She's a bad bad girl She gets in trouble every day In New York City She took the subway uptown In New York City She took the subway uptown She kinda liked it down there And started living underground In Dallas, Texas She left her cat out in the rain Dallas, Texas Left her cat out in the rain Came in soppin' wet Scratching like it was insane She's a bad bad girl She don't ever behave She's a bad bad girl She don't ever behave She's a bad bad girl She gets in trouble every day