Too slow, too slow Too slow Everybody has so much to say about the party they don't go to Someone pulled the fire alarm, evacuate the whole school They're all blaming me, I got an alibi of pure gold I was with the teacher doing just what I was told All the girls are getting in my car, do their makeup on the highway Rolling till they candy flip reversin' out the driveway Starting rumors Monday, talk about us in the homeroom Hurry up, Samantha, getting gas, we gotta go soon We gotta go soon We gotta go soon We gotta go soon Samantha, get in the fucking car Oh, oh, you're living too slow Too slow, too slow Oh, oh, you're living too slow I'm gonna live forever but I guess you never know I took a shot from the fountain of youth But babe, if you're not drinking with me, I'll have nothing to do, okay 'Cause me and my friends have made it up under the bleachers (Okay) Where the band kids kiss the football team and I keep kissing cheerleaders Five, six, seven, eight All the girls are getting in my car, do their makeup on the highway Rolling till they candy flip reversin' out the driveway Started rumors Monday, talk about us in the homeroom Hurry up, Samantha, getting gas, we gotta go soon We gotta go soon We gotta go soon We gotta go soon Samantha, get in the fucking car Oh, oh, you're living too slow Too slow, too slow Oh, oh, you're living too slow I'm gonna live forever but I guess you never know Oh, oh, you're living too slow Too slow, too slow Too slow, too slow Oh, oh, you're living too slow I'm gonna live forever but I guess you never know I guess you never know Yeah, you never know Samantha, get in the fucking car