Forty years of fuckin' up Doing things that are absurd We spiked a bowl of punch While proudly lay in the dirt Pissing off everyone we could Saying things we knew we not should Cause it's hard to keep friends That are easily offended Cause every band that gives two shits Knows the time to call it quits If you don't play a last stage You're like a book with no last page Like Tyrannosaurus Rexes Let's be grateful no effectses Now it stinks and can't get any worse Every song needs to be banned Every story needs an end If you've never lost a friend You never had one Playing music with my pros Was all I ever needed It was awesome we succeeded But now that we've succeeded Let's do drugs, let's have sex Let's sing along with no effects Let's be frivolous and feckless Now the world is no effects-less Let's not judge, let's not hate Let's laugh at ourselves and always self-deprecate If you don't want discontent Try only giving sixty percent There's no punk rock billboard chart Because this music comes straight from our heart You can never quantifies What you can accomplish being DIY Cause the secret of success Is realizing that the less Time you spend always striving for more Opens the door to how to live You get much more the more you give And the more you give The more you'll be a suspect So let's do drugs, let's have sex Let's live life with no effects Let's not judge, let's not hate Let's laugh at ourselves and always self-deprecate Let's get sober and not have sex Let's break up like no effects Find a judge, separate Let's buy a magic wand and just masturbate If we had continued We wouldn't be full of so much gratitude There can't be other epilogues Except we'll see you all at O.P. Don's
