I Hate My Band

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i hate my band they are what i am they're filthy deceitful from fire to pan and when i look back on what they've done to my life they've cost me my dog, my job, and my wife i hate my band more than you could know they take yer mother and coercer to sew the holes in their socks and even their kilts they've spoiled the mil before it's been spilt but don't get me wrong they're goods lads at heart halos and horns, they got pitchforks and harps i'm singin' you the story so that it be told i toured as a young man, they made me old i hate my band it's always the same they waste all my time and they force me to play when the concert is over the music is done we constantly battle cuz 'it's half the fun but don't get me wrong they're goods lads at heart halos and horns, they got pitchforks and harps i'm singin' you the story so that it be told i toured as a young man, they made me old i hate my band for all and for one if we didn't sing it there'd be nae song at all when finally alone and safe in my grave i comfort to know that i may have escaped so do me a favor when i've played my hand inscribe on my tombstone "i hate my band."