Earthquakes, and my Bug breaks You need lights to see through the smog It's like D-Day out on the freeway, I'd like to crawl back under my log All these Rolls Royce Hip Roll down the Sunset Strip Just like pharaohs down the Nile Sometimes I just forget to smile Dog-bites, lost kites He says "Thanks" but he never says "Please. We both shave and we jump waves He never has much skin on his knees You know he's got the habit now For Peter Rabbit now And Disney crocodiles Sometimes I just forget to smile All these movie stars And all this Jane-and-Tarzan Just to run the three-minute mile Sometimes I just forget to smile