Cast away on a desert island Me and poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate Cast away on a desert island With Great Britain written on its name plate With my umbrella I go walking Through all the sands on building sites Across shopping malls and motorways Birds from Heathrow fill the night With people trying to escape Friday comforts me and says it's pay day Cast away on a desert island Me and poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate Cast away on a desert island With Great Britain written on its name plate The game and coconuts are plentiful Pick'em right off of the supermarket shelves And all the maneaters are locked away Down in the garages with their selfish Owners drinking to escape Lord of Flies with cocktails In his conch shell Don't rescue me. No! No! No! This is my sweet home dear Don't rescue me. No! No! No! I am far from alone here Cast away on a desert island Me and poor Crusoe are sharing the same fate Cast away on a desert island With Great Britain Written on its name plate Cast away on a desert island Cast away on a desert island Cast away on a desert island Cast away on a desert island Cast away on a desert island Cast away on a desert island...