Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind

歌詞

I need to go shopping These shoes are all wrong Just look in my closet Not a thing to put on I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind Things that never cross a man's mind Lets turn off the tv Now can't we just talk Lets lay here and cuddle Til we both drift off If we don't make love That'll be just fine Things that never cross a man's mind That joke is too dirty This steak is too thick Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it That car is too fast This beer is too cold And watchin all this football is sure getting old Wish I was workin this weekend Not on the lake reelin my line Things that never cross a man's mind Here lips are too red Her skirt is too tight Her legs are too long And her heels are too high Boy, she looks like the marryin kind Things that never cross a man's mind That joke is too dirty This steak is too thick Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it That car is too fast This beer is too cold And watchin all this football is sure getting old Wish I was workin this weekend Not on the lake reelin my line Things that never cross a man's mind I feel a little bloated I think I'm fixin to starve That movie was good except for the violent parts Brad Pitt is sexy Why did he change his hair I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer These curtains clash with the carpet The color scheme is a crime Things that never cross a man's mind Things that never cross a man's mind