Mandy's on the counter kissing Charlie's neck Your best mate took a girl to your best made bed And that Lite Brite carpet you bought spankin' new Just got vandalized by stiletto abuse Evidently damaged from your last relationship 'Cause if you were sober, you wouldn't call her a bitch You been holding too many hands so you don't have to deal with it Patch up your loneliness with someone to kiss But I won't tell if you don't want me to Let's keep it between us, if that's what you want to do And I know you're hurting, but I know you're getting through It's alright mate, I cry too It's alright mate, I cry too Everybody online keeps saying I'm not really gay I'll start dating men when they go to therapy And I spend most of my days wondering "What the fuck do they want from me?" When I'm not myself, I tell myself, "I gotta be" (You know what I mean?) But I won't tell if you don't want me to Let's keep it between us, if that's what you want to do And I know you're hurting, but I know you're getting through It's alright mate, I cry too Oh, I won't tell if you don't want me to Let's keep it a secret, if that's what you want to do And I know you're hurting, but I know you're getting through It's alright mate, I cry too It's alright mate, I cry too It's alright mate, I cry too It's alright mate, I cry too It's alright mate, I cry too