Hit me one time Hit me twice Hello out there in swap shop land I'm gonna introduce this band - hit it Perfect rhythm is the sign of a true thoroughbred Meet drum emperor, Mr. David Palmer Salvador Dali, of the cymbali A king without a crown, Mr. David Palmer, hit it Let your fingers do the walkin' Let mister bass man do the talkin' The sound you are hearing in the background Is the sound of mister bass man and his bass guitar Sound of elastic The sound of plastic That puts this whole soup together Am I right, am I wrong You'll find this mark where the beat goes on 6 strings at his disposal 60's soul in his hold-all Hit it, Mark Now sax - equal sex - equal sax Which makes Stephen pornographic Telephone, ex-directory - saxophone whoa Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow Listen listen listen Drum, spank, drum Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, blow Drum, spank, drum Don't forget the guy that rhymes moon with tune And croons with ... Let the golden throated teacher Let Mr. Martin Fry preach ya - hit it I hold in my hand 3 letters I hold in my hand 3 letters A B C