Shes got stickers on her locker And the boys numbers there in magic marker I'm hungry and the hunger will linger I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers Well every morning I deliver the news Black hat white shoes and I'm red all over Shes got a big mailbox that she puts up front Garbage in garbage out she's getting what she wants Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who If I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do But when I'm by myself I think of nothing else Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat Jumpin and waving I'm talking and laughing as we float I hear a whistle that's how I know shes home Lipstick eyelash broke mirror broken home Force fed force mixed till I drop dead You can't defeat her when you meet her you'll be what I said And Lord knows theres a method to her madness Bustin those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness She doesn't know but when she's gonna sit and drink up a few I'm sure she's drinkin two but wondering what for and who And I'm solo rollin I'm one side off the boat Looking out throwing up a lifesaver down my throat Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous who's jealous of who Who's jealous who's jealous who's jealou who's jealous of who