Yippe yai yippe yo kaiya, yee hoo I'm Big Bad Bill from the Badlands And I'm riding into town tonight Oh, I'm rough and tough and ready And my trigger fingers steady And my dukes is always itchin' for a fight Yippe yai yippe yo kaiya I'm Big Bad Bill from the Badlands I'm a better shot than Daniel Boone Ain't nobody's draw's quicker When I shoot a man a snicker Him that crosses me is loco as a loon I'm so dog goned tough that when I see a rattlesnake around I tie him in a desert knot and throw him on the ground I'm Big Bad Bill from the Badlands And I'm riding into town tonight Yippe yai yippe yo kaiya Yippe yai yippe yo kaiya I'm Big Bad Bill from the Badlands And I'm going to hit the hills or bust I'll go riding through that mountain Six gun spraying like a fountain I'll make every living critter bite the dust Yippe yai yippe yo kaiya I'm Big Bad Bill from the Badlands Everybody runs when I appear Every cussed mountain lion Takes a look and then starts a flyin' And the buzzards stay up in the stratosphere Just for laughs I like to grab a bull and hold him by the tail I swing him 'round a coupla times and then I let him sail I'm Big Bad Bill from the naughty, naughty, lands And I'm madder than a rattler's bite Cause my wife wont let me out tonight RRRGH! my wife wont let me out tonight