My doll is as dainty as a sparrow Her figure is something to applaud Where she's narrow, she's narrow as an arrow And she's broad, where a broad Should be broad... A hundred-and-one, pounds of fun That's my little Honey Bun Get a load of Honey Bun tonight... I'm speaking of my sweetie pie Only 60 inches high Every inch is packed with dynamite... Her hair is blond and curly Her curls hurly-burly Her lips are pips I call her hips "Twirly" and "Whirly" She's my baby, I'm her pap I'm her booby, she's my trap I am caught and I don't want to run 'Cause I'm having so much fun with Honey Bun Believe me sonny She's a cookie who can cook you till your done Ain't being funny Sonny put your money On my Honey Bun