Well I heard it in the barber shop; I am the last to know She's running round this one horse town with every guy I know Me and Tom, Jack and Joe and all my buddies downtown Well I heard it in the barber shop and I feel just like a clown I know we use his razor, and those same clippers cut our hair But she swore to me it was something no one else would ever share I heard it in the barber shop Where talk is loose and free I heard it in the barber shop That my woman's been cheating on me Well I was sitting in the chair shaking stories out the paper when I Heard my name being called I heard it in the barber shop Like a fly sitting on the wall I know we use his razor, and those same clippers cut our hair She swore to me it was something no one else would ever share I heard it in the barber shop I heard it in the barber shop, but she tells me it's not true How can you buy that pack of lies, don't you know that I want you I heard it in the barber shop And I was the last to know I wish those gals at the beauty shop had a told me long ago I know we use his clippers, his razor the oils, grease And sweet smelling lotions I heard it in the barber shop I heard it in the barber shop