Hello, hello all here today Down in my bag with me are gifts that you will call pure pleasure You may if you see fit take a bit they're free Why thank you very much sir The gifts that you have there though lovely do look a bit silly You couldn't give them away around here You couldn't give them away around here All persons of the people Who are in the know Know that where action goes Unlike your shovel into spade kit You read too much into things Which clearly means all in nothing It just keeps you from following All the wrong things