Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet Sexy boys smiled in dismay She took out four twenties, 'cause she liked brown figures Everybody screamed for a day Oh, babe, I'm on fire and, you know that I admire your body Why don't we slip away - hey Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin' She la la la this way - hey Oh sha la la la la - sha la la la - hey Baby, come on, let's slip away Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a hunk of muscle Call out the National Guard She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees From off of the formica topped board And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly and boldly Out of this world And despite people's derision proved to be more than diversion Sha la la la la later on and then sha la la la la la He entered her slowly and showed her where he was coming from And then sha la la la la he made love to her gently It was like she never ever come And then sha la la la la when the sun rose and he made to leave You know sha la la la la, sha la la la la Neither one regretted a thing