Ah'm E Man At Muffed It

歌詞

Ah'm the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed Ah'm the man that lost the radio active tube So ah'll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it's gane For if it took a dander, surely it was seen Willie the crofter, could it be you? No, it wisnae one ah took, ah took two One tae pin ma gate shut, the other's in the park Its grand fine glow takes me safely through the dark Ah'm the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed Ah'm the man that lost the radio active tube So ah'll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it's gane For if it took a dander, surely it was seen Angie the fisherman, tell the truth tae me No, it wisnae one ah took, ah took three One is on my nets, it makes a damn fine float The other two's a microwave oven in ma boat Ah'm the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed Ah'm the man that lost the radio active tube So ah'll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it's gane For if it took a dander, surely it was seen Wha's that sneakin' out an' through the door? It's Hector the whisky maker, ah took four Ah run ma barley bree through a tubie tae distil Ah sell the malt tae ye boys, that's how ye get yer fill Ah'm the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed Ah'm the man that lost the radio active tube So ah'll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it's gane For if it took a dander, surely it was seen In nuclear Caithness, atoms are good news They brought the jobs an' money, we'd be stupid tae refuse So now we've nuclear fish, fine atomic coos Plutonium-coatie people an' radioactive booze Ah'm the man that muffed it, ah'm the chiel that boobed Ah wonder will they find the radioactive tube But there's no' goin' tae be a search or any big to-do For the storeman says he lost all the Geiger counters too Ah'm the man that muffed it, ah'm the man that boobed Ah'm the man that lost the radio active tube So ah'll ask ma process workers to tell me whaur it's gane For if it took a dander, surely it was seen For if it took a dander, surely it was seen