Hey yeah Well 5:30 PM rolls around There's a little ol' joint outside of town I only got time for a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringing in my ear The next thing you know the bartenders pouring Shots are flowing got me stoned man All I really know is that I should be going But I'm soaking up the moment I'm all jacked up all jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you roll jacked up It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock What the hell I'll have one more shot Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar I guess I mighta musta gone a little too far Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue Ten foot two with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth I guess I had it coming I deserved the due Cause I was all jacked up all jacked up I don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff when your all jacked up Don't have to go home but you can't stay here That's what they said when I got my last beer Oh my god it's two o'clock I can't find my keys and my truck is locked So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window Hurt my elbow got me in though Two foot later backed into the light pole All the town folk got a good joke All jacked up all jacked up Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your truck when your all jacked up jacked up Wooo One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your car don't start no stuff in no bar Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are When your all jacked up All jacked up All jacked up All jacked up Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah