I know you heard of the Chattanooga Choo Choo The Rock Island, the New York Central, the New Haven and Hartford, The Pennsylvania, the Missoura Pacific, the Southern Pacific, the Northern Pacific is terrific Oh, but Jack, you heard of the IC and the Santa Fee, but you gotta take a ride on the TP I'm bidin' time aboard the Texas and Pacific Past big 'D' - didn't stay About a half and hour to be specific Cowtown's just a short way Headin' southwest on the Texas and Pacific Big wheels clackin' around All the sights that I take in are quite terrific I'm west Texas bound Say, mister porter - I wired my gal She's waitin' in El Paso for me Say mister porter, Wes Pecos no less My Stetson needs a dustin' and my pants need a press I guess I'll have to find a half to tip the porter "15 minutes", he says When I arrive we'll take a trip across the border Honeymoon in Juarez Cause the TP Special gets me there in much less Say, mister porter - I wired my gal She's waitin' in El Paso for me Say mister porter, Wes Pecos no less My Stetson needs a dustin' and my pants need a press I guess I'll have to find a half to tip the porter "15 minutes", he says When I arrive we'll take a trip across the border Honeymoon in Juarez Cause the TP Special gets me there in much less TP!