Who Stole The Cookies?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who dey stole the cookie from the cookie jar Who me? Yea you Couldn't be Then who who who Who dey stole cookie from the cookie jar Yo I steal a cookie Call me a crook Take another lookie The cookie aint took Chocolate chip oatmeal raisin Apocalypse trip, to steal is amazing Now I'm facing up to 18 in prison Because 37 cookies are missing FBI on my case, think I'm dissing But I'm not tripping, I'm just dipping In a glass of milk and then I'm sipping The rest that isn't soaked up by the chip Its trip that they think I would steal it So I appeal it, I aint no drug dealer Cookie stealer, deal sealer, Mr. wheeler Pedophile, 8 mile, white boy decoy I just say oi, like a chink employed At house of Kobe, Danny can blow me How do you allow catfish meow Ying chang chung chow I be like wow, this chink brings down The house right now like yao It could be shrimp it could be cow It could be pig it could be chow No matter what it is, its catfish meow I made vow to never allow Myself to steal a cookie now or ever All I got to say is man whatever Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who dey stole the cookie from the cookie jar Who me? Yea you Couldn't be Then who who who Who dey stole cookie from the cookie jar Thou shall not steal a cookie from the jar And if you do then you a retard Thou shall always have someone to guard The cookies, even if they are charred Cause you'd rather have a cookie that's burned Instead of one that's stolen and not returned However, if thy cookies are Fannie May Then it is ok to steal them away But if thy cookies are all homemade Then thou shall protect them, with a grenade So if anybody tries to invade and take away The cookies that your grandma made Then they have betrayed, hit em upside the face With a mace, if they continue, then start a crusade Until they are afraid to take the cookies away Then it's ok to trade your chocolate chip For a gingerbread or maybe just the tip of the head Cause with a chocolate chip, its hard to get A gingerbread, by trading it Cause gingerbread is rare so it wouldn't be fare But if the cookie is in the shape of a bear You a millionaire Sell it on ebay cause everybody wants to pay A trillion dollars just to say They have a cookie like a care bear HEY! Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who dey stole the cookie from the cookie jar Who me? Yea you Couldn't be Then who who who Who dey stole cookie from the cookie jar