I have sailed the world beheld its wonders from the dardinells, to the mountains of Peru, But there's no place like London! Sweeney Todd: No place like London... You are young... Life has been kind to you... You will learn. There's a whole in the world like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and its morals aren't worth what a pin can spit and it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit the previlaged few Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo turning beauty to filth and greed... I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders, for the cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru but there's no place like London!