#deep

歌詞

So, we're about halfway through the show So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am And I'm pretty fucking deep guys So deep that I named this song Hashtag Deep Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air? Me Neither Have you ever took time out to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there? Meat Cleaver The people in my life are like grains of sand Cause they stick together (Yeah) Often near my butt hole If life is an ocean I am a deep and handsome fish A fish that's drowning If the artistic process is a birth canal Than I am a freshly jellied kid Come witness my crowning These thoughts of mine Must be a sign that I'm Hashtag Deep (If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? Probably not.) Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet seat instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither (Me neither!) Have you ever wrote a song note for note, and not a single note was out of place? (Duh! Hold on.) The people in my life are like blades of grass Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole! Art is a harlot And I am her sassy urban friend Bitch, why you being so selfish If momma is right and the world is my oyster Than I must have an allergy to shellfish You don't know How could you know If life makes you wish you were dead Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream Hashtag