well I ain't no doctor and I ain't no nurse I ain't no lawyer babe nothin' could be worse I ain't got no 'risticrats a hangin' in my tree so tell me little mama why you messin' with me looks like a longshot baby lookin' like a longshot baby to me I don't walk with the president I don't mess with the prime I ain't got me bigshots babe working for me overtime I can see you're sophisticated with your goody two shoes so tell me are you slummin' baby I got nothin' to lose looks like a longshot baby lookin' like a longshot baby to me well I ain't no sinner an' I ain't no saint I ain't no hypocrite babe 'cept most everyday I ain't got no religion a cloudin' up my brain so tell me little mama why you jumpin' my claim looks like a longshot baby lookin' like a longshot baby to me looks like a longshot baby lookin' like a longshot baby to me