The Radio Story

歌詞

The terror is in your radio, the terror is in your radio The terror is in your radio oh oh Strange people look at strange faces, strange people say "we are weird" Strange people look at strange faces, strange people say that "we are weird" But the terror is in your radio, the terror is in your radio oh oh Johnny come home early from work that evening, about half-past five He opened the door slowly and run into the flat expecting to find Julie there He ran upstairs and said "hi Julie I'm home", but she wasn't anywhere to be seen He looked everywhere but he couldn't find her So of course he thought she went out somewhere So he sat down in front of the TV to wait for his dearest Julie He switched on the TV and got into some, uh, light entertainment It was so strange she wasn't home It was so strange she wasn't home And then whilst sitting there by the TV set he saw this, uh, envelope lying on the coffee table "That's weird" He picked it up and opened it It said "To Johnny: "I'm afraid, Hello Johnny, this is Julie speaking, I'm fed up with all your chores, I'm fed up with washing your clothes, I'm fed up with waiting hand on foot on you, so I've finally decided to leave you, so that's it Johnny, that's the end of our relationship, I've finally decided to walk out on you and I'm going out with David now, so, okay, I hope it's not too much of a shock. Hope it's not too much of a shock" Johnny just couldn't believe it, oh Julie had gone and left him He just fell back into the armchair, stunned Oh, man, he was so knocked out, he just couldn't believe it Oh Julie had gone on an left him, what was he gonna do? Oh, what was he gonna do? He stumbled around for a little while, just trying to come to his senses because Julie had left him Just trying... senses... And then the phone, the phone began to ring. The phone began to ring, he picked it up I can't speak to anyone, man, get off the end of the line I can't speak to This is a real dilemma, this is a real dilemma This is a real I gotta find, I gotta find somebody but it isn't you Get off the end of the line [...] He put the receiver back where it belonged, and he settled down in the armchair again Slightly shaking from the upheavel So he knows where he can find help. He went for the helpline on the radio That'll pull him out of it He'll find some, he'll find some help He must find some help So he went to the radio and he was [...] And all he could get was this, all he could get was this noise