Sitting at the Plot of my momma and pop When over my shoulder she appeared and almost made my fuckin heart stop 7 years ago I slain this blood sucker Now I gotta find the pieces fix this motherfucker Don't wanna die from the wounds of the last game I'd like to save the day make the curse go away I mean I'm feelin alright except my backs in pain Can't complain grab my whip and claim the fame It's the vampire slaughterin Holy waterin Belmont Heart Collectin Reckin the mansions grab for what I want Zombies coming at me better wear your helmot Cause I'm quick to crack your skull and fucking clean your clock Shit if you came to fuck around Let me introduce your face to the ground As I'm walking through the town Liars and cheaters are all around... to the woods bitch Simon Belmont the vampire slaughterer Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of ya I'm calling you out and I'm taking you down And now I'm resurrecting this clown fuck Walking around got this manly strut Got hearts in the bag fucking levelin up Dracula's ribs on my chest like its armor punk Thorn whip slappin bitches I don't give a fuck come on It's getting late I need to find a church That's where I need to go for a rest when I'm hurt I'm bout to enter the woods and take the werewolves life Oh no shit it's already night Blah blah blah horrible curse Going through the woods down to Dracula's place and I'm Whipping Skeletons along the way Running out of time no time to waste got a Bag of body parts strapped around my waist Head through the cemetery holy water the wall Walk down the stairs straight through the hall Put the 5 pieces of his corpse on the table No it ain't a fable you ain't gonna be able resurrect and try fucking with me Bitch please Though you have made it through I put a curse on you You're time is ending You'll lie here with me This is my destiny I'll return Jump and hit you in the fuckin face a little bit While you stand there immobile like a punk ass bitch This isn't fair Simon I haven't moved yet bitch Fuck you motherfucker taste the sting of my whip Last time we had a battle I looked away and you bit Shit time of your demise is bring tears to my eyes I beat the fucking game but it wasn't in time Your soul is coming with me Simon time to die I'll be back in Super Castlevania bitch don't lie Dead Frickin blah blah blah light or somethin
