Please, let me in cause my house is falling down There's trouble all over the town Let me begin and I'll tell you a story how Dracula hunted me down Show me that you care And of my presence you are aware We don't need to shout Or make a fuss, we are devout CHORUS Well, I'd like to make a call to my kid a (hoo, hoo) And I'd show him all the things that I did (hoo, hoo) Well, I'd show him all the things that I did Show him all the things that I did Some people always come late Others arrive in a dreadful state I didn't get there at all The gun's in the holster and it's too small Who's that outside my door? The house is falling in, it's world war again Who's that outside my door? Who's that outside my door? CHORUS Well, I'd like to make a call to my kid a (hoo, hoo) (Hoo, hoo) (Hoo, hoo) (Hoo, hoo) (Hoo, hoo) (Hoo, hoo) (Hoo, hoo)