Teenage Millionaire

歌詞

(spoken) Announcer: Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to old England and his name is... Robbie Williams Rob: Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins Announcer: Great, Right On, you know we've been hearing about this boy band that was really big over there. Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie? Rob: First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place but to answer your question I can't really answer it. I suppose it was a bit like this.................. (sung) Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa Riding in your limos Hanging with your bimbos Riding my old faithful Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable Kipper in the papers Coke and whisky chasers I ain't supposed to BOAST But I don't care I was a teenage millionaire A teenage millionaire A teenage millionaire Yeah, yeah Services for Britain Pouting like a kitten Dinner with Diana I'm a social Stokey spanner Waiting for my knighthood She can pin it on my manhood I ain't supposed to BOAST But I don't care I was a teenage millionaire A teenage millionaire A teenage millionaire Yeah, yeah A teenage millionaire (It works out sometimes it's funny Being stupid makes you lots of money) Bothered Judy Garland When I BUGGERED Barbara Cartland Champagne in my bidet The press all had a field day You may think it's an outrage My cleaners wearing bondage She makes my place a mess But I don't care I was a teenage millionaire A teenage millionaire A teenage millionaire Yeah, yeah A teenage millionaire Come on waif It looks as if you need a good feeding.