Our hearts will love you, our lips will kiss you Our teeth will tear your flesh apart The wheel of death and destruction is on display Like a precious work of art. I said, "It's such a coup, it's nothing new, it's nothing we haven't seen. It's just a big to-do to punish you for being so unclean." Our operators are standing by To provide you with excellent service The monotones make you want to die And also understandably nervous I spoke with Gerald Ford on the Ouija board and he said the whole thing stinks. He said, "It's such a bore, it's nothing more than playing Tiddly-Winks." So... Doom and gloom and doom and gloom Hounds of hell are howling at the moon And we're visiting Joe Biden's tomb And the eternal sands of time will run their course Just like a headless horseman without a horse And I don't care what any of yous thinks When I hit the iceberg, the iceberg sinks I don't need your gravity So, go ahead and slap your big X on me. Our corporate masters made their profits From their re-usable nightmare The action news correspondent displays his marvelous shiny hair He said "It's getting a little bit stuffy in here now Don't ya think? But never fear the weekends here You can die if you pray for more" Doom and doom and doom and gloom Judgment day is surely coming soon All the boys and girls stay in their room Even though this story is about you The story surely wouldn't be told without you And the eternal sands of time will run their course Just like a headless horseman without a horse.