Well I was happy here at home I got everything I need Happy being on my own Just living the life I lead Well suddenly it dawned on me That this was not my life So I just phoned the airline girl And said Get me on flight number 505 Get me on flight number 505 Well I confirmed my reservation Then I hopped a cab No idea of my destination And feeling pretty bad With my suitcase in my hand In my head my new life So then I told the airline girl Well get me on flight number 505 Get me on flight number 505 Alright Well I sat right there in my seat Well feeling like a king With the whole world right at my feet Of course I'll have a drink Well suddenly I saw That we never ever would arrive He put the plane down in the sea The end of flight number 505 The end of flight number 505 Alright Whew they put the plane down in the sea The end of flight number 505 The end of flight number 505