There is lightning it is frightening Mention a mansion the tension’s heightening I smell something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer who means to maim But I don’t like to lose I’ll find the clues and then deduce 1950’s mighty nifty Joe McCarthy farts on history Boys made him hardy it’s hardly a mystery Was he a nancy who fancied fisting There is a butler he is under Lots of stress I bet he’ll blunder He’s worth wads what are the odds there’s thunder He’ll find bods what’s the plot I wonder Here comes the colonel don’t mean chicken He’s been known to stick his dick in Cleavage convulses pulses quicken Plot will thicken when he goes missin’ Listen closely here’s a hostess Named peacock got halitosis She is the grossest spose she knows this A senator’s wife extremely explosive There is lightning it is frightening Mention a mansion the tension’s heightening I smell something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer who means to maim But I don’t like to lose I’ll find the clues and then deduce White is a widow lost her husband She is little, cruel and crushin’ Take your tool while you’re fooled by blushin’ Mind your head stead of findin’ russians Plums a professor, ladies confess their Sins while he grins and begins to undress her If you’re a guest best not to sequester Spite her protests his quest’s to molest her She is a victim of capitalism Sense of humor defense mechanism She takes pictures system gisms District sadistic little bit of lipstick Green is a queen with a clean demeanor Hates allegations but he’s gay for wiener Can’t forget Yvette if you ever get to meet her She’s a got a set make you pet your peter There is lightning it is frightening Mention a mansion the tension’s heightening I smell something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer who means to maim But I don’t like to lose I’ll find the clues and then deduce Then we had dinner monkey and shark Tried to shed light it’s about get dark Clock couldn’t stop but no one else could start Last guest was a gent put fear in your heart Man named Boddy holds us captive Lascivious secrets we wish were retracted We have positions we must keep protected Plead for forgiveness you’ll just get rejected Blackmail’s a sad tale being extorted Dead on the floor looking poor and contorted We all had a weapon and motive that’s morbid Best get to steppin’ our reps can’t afford it Run to the kitchen cook is screaming Knife in back what the fuck I’m dreaming The maid’s acting grave in the room for gaming Am I getting framed or saved from shaming? There is lightning it is frightening Mention a mansion the tension’s heightening I smell something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer who means to maim But I don’t like to lose I’ll find the clues and then deduce We draw matches search this address Top to bottom this Sodom’s a sad mess Goosebumps got’em and I’m not fond of madness Power goes out and I’m lost in the blackness Doorbell ringing drowning driver Found in the lounge by a pillow biter Black gloved thug crawls out of the fire Benched with a wrench it’s best to retire Scarlett’s screamin’ makes it seem like murder The chandelier crashes like a fascist fuhrer Cop comes calling we’re stallin’ for certain Pretend we’re friends plum succumbs to perversion Secret passage doors get unlocked Dumb dirty cop bout to get his top knocked Maid gets strangled telegram gunshot Now please untangle every angle of the dumb plot There is lightning it is frightening Mention a mansion the tension’s heightening I smell something poop precisely I go where someone invites me I have an envelope it has my name It is a pseudonym and I am game There is a murderer who means to maim But I don’t like to lose I’ll find the clues and then deduce