They told me before I started This never ever would work out Stay in school, don't be a fool But I had to see what life was about So, I went to Biloxi seekin' fortune and fame I got hired, I got fired, I got called dirty names You'll never, never, work in dis bidness again You'll never, never, work in dis bidness again I knew I needed representation I found it one night in a bar He was a bondsman and a part-time agent He said, that he could make me a star He said, "You don't have to be that good To make it out in Hollywood You just have to change and complain" Or you'll never, never work in dis bidness again No, you'll never, never, work in dis bidness again I parked cars at the rainbow, I sold maps of the stars I had my nose broke in 'Spago' When I puked on the bar All I played's a double barmitzvah Bubba played a double barmitzvah It's a jungle out there, I don't care I'm going back to my predator friends I will never, never, work in this bidness again I'll never, ever work in this bidness again No, you'll never, never, work in this bidness again