When he first came to this house he'd just sit around all day And he would never get a job he'd just run around naked and play And he was always stinky and he would very often cry He was always making messes and to clean them up he never would try And now that he is two years old he thinks he's some kind of king He goes where he wants he does what he wants and gets into everything He's acting rambunctious, rambunctious and kind of rude He's got a serious, serious, serious, serious 2 year old attitude He's got a serious, serious, serious, serious 2 year old attitude You better give that boy, you better give him some latitude ‘Cause he can kick and scream and fight and he just learned how to bite He's got a serious, serious, serious, serious 2 year old attitude Well he's always stealing stuff when you take him to the store He's either breaking it, trying to eat it, or throwing it on the floor And he won't eat his vegetables he won't eat his apple sauce ‘Cause he's a bad to the bone know it all a rebel without a cause And now that he is two years old he thinks he's some kind of king He goes where he wants he does what he wants and gets into everything Cause he'll wait until you get into a church or a store or another public place And then he'll pout and he'll shout and he'll rant and he'll rave And he'll cry and he'll scream until he's red in the face