I've wined and dined on mulligan stew And never wished for turkey I've hitched and hiked and drifted to From Maine to Alberquque Alas I missed the beaux arts ball And what is twice as sad I was never at a party Where they honoured Noel Coward I was never at Alma Cogan's party A shame When he honoured the great divide - ouh His social circles move to fast for me My hobohemia is the place to be I get too hungry for dinner at eight I love the theatre but never come late I never bother with people I hate That's why this lady is a tramp I don't like crap games with barons and earls Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls Won't dish the dirt with the rest of those girls That's why this lady is a tramp I like the free fresh wind in my hair Life without care I'm broke... that's oke Hate California, it's cold and it's damp That's why this lady is a tramp I like the free fresh wind in my hair I'm broke... that's oke Hate California, it's cold and it's damp That's why this lady is a tramp And I love it Yes, I'm a tramp, and I love it And I wish that you will come in my way yeah I wish that you will come in my way yeah I wish that you will come in my way Yes, I'm a lady But a tramp