Bridge Under Troubled Water

歌詞

I know girls like you Need someone to screw Up you're life And make you contemplate suicide When you need a friend to blah blah blah blah Call on me, yeah You need someone bad to irritate your dad Someone who'll make you cry And sock you in the eye When you need a friend to bring you to your knees Call on me, yeah Am I crazy enough Am I angry enough Am I stupid enough Am I lazy enough Am I drunk enough Do I flunk enough Am I jealous enough Am I selfish enough To be your bridge under troubled water Yeah You like pain, you're insane You can keep my car And punch my face in the bar With a blah blah blah blah blah blah Call me, oh yeah Am I crazy enough Am I angry enough Am I stupid enough Am I lazy enough Am I drunk enough Do I flunk enough Am I jealous enough Am I selfish enough To be your bridge under troubled water Yeah Am I boring enough Am I snoring enough Am I demanding enough Un-outstanding enough Am I bad enough Mad enough Am I bad enough Wear plaid enough Am I drunk enough Smell like a skunk enough Do i wank enough Do crank enough To be your bridge under troubled water