Robbie-Mayor It's great to be me It's awesome to be the mayor Ho-ho-ho Robbie Rotten (No more sports!) Robbie-Mayor You can see why, oh my! It's fun to be the mayor Robbie Rotten I make new rules and they obey They must do whatever I say I'm the leader There's nothing sweeter I'm the boss Robbie-Mayor And I love to boss 'em all around I took a new name That's how I became the mayor Ooh-hoo-hoo, I'm the mayor A little disguise Robbie Rotten Surprise! Robbie-Mayor And now I'm the mayor Robbie Rotten I pick apples and stomp them flat I throw away their balls and bats They must eat sweet, sticky treats Till their tummies ache Robbie-Mayor And I make 'em start all over again It's great to be me It's awesome to be the mayor Hah-hah-hah-hah-ha I'm sure you'd agree, indubitably It's fun to be the mayor!