Ask me nicely to get lost Wondered what you meant by that But once the T's had all been crossed I realized you've got no tact Much to my dismay There was nothing to assay I think I'd have a shot at it if they'd just let me play Tell me what I've been doing wrong And you go on and on and all night long And my window of opportunity Was dangled right in front of me Won't open up because it was painted shut Baiting me with interest Just so you can say so what And somewhere there's a village That's missing an idiot Imagine my chagrin Don't know where to begin Got one foot stuck in the door I'm almost halfway in Those traps had all been set before And you walk on and on across the floor And my window of opportunity Was dangled right in front of me Just wide enough but it was painted shut Give it a chance Try to be nice Whether you mean it or not I don't mind If you don't find The window 'cause someone drew the blind There's nothing left to misconstrue And you go on and on and right on cue And my Window of opportunity Dangled it right in front of me Just wide enough but it was painted shut Window of opportunity Dangled it right in front of me Just wide enough but it was painted shut