Deadpool Rap

Track byTeamheadkick

  • 2021.02.12
  • 3:25


(Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on Your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop What yo crew gonna do, when I hack and chop But all these bitches are primadonnas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce (Deadpool) Sexy motherfucka (Deadpool) (Deadpool) Captain Deadpool (Nah, just Deadpool) Merc with a mouth, I can't die One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive Try to kill me, I'll just revive Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes I'm dangerous, feeling reckless Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace Jump clip and leave 'em headless I like my guns all big like Texas Hey goons, thugs and bosses Guess what? I brought Colossus! Time's up, better count your losses Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches Run away, you know that I'll chase Every bad guy, put them right in their place Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the tacos (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut (Deadpool) 'Bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain Ha! Kickin' ass and taking names Payback time, I'm not playing games These superpowers are feeling strange I move like a freakin' ninja Hand to hand, you know I'll lead ya Got two swords now I'll avenge ya I don't care if I offend ya Listen up, I got something to say That's right, I run my mouth all day Step up, take a blood bath Now you're trying to run, and it's making me laugh Ha ha ha Where ya gonna go to? Tryin' to hide, but you know that I'll find you Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you? Regenerate, because it's cool Wanna fall off a ledge (Deadpool) The crazy ass guards, all lookin' to duel So click click Boom! (Deadpool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule I came to get laid (Deadpool) Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucka Sexy motherfucka Sexy motherfucka Sexy motherfucka Sexy motherfucka (Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Deadpool)