I'll Bet He Was Cool (Album Version)

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You know every once in a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things I like to talk about Jesus Christ 'Cos I wonder what would happen if he passed you by Would you be scared? Would you believe in him? Would you bust your asses to get him institutionalized? Well, I bet he'd be cool; I bet he'd be damn good looking I bet that he smelt divine I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession Just one of those people smell good all the time There's no reason why What would he wear? Would he wear Tom Hilfiger? Or be Urban Outfitted? I don't think so Well, I bet he liked Gaultier but you'd never find him in it; I bet he liked Gaultier Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction You know every once and a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ 'Cos I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you by I bet he'd be a star I bet my star wars figures He would be a movie star A Quentin Tarantino next-big- thing Prima Donna, then He'd appear on Oprah You know what? I don't think so Could you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus, Times Square, The Walk of Fame At Christies He could easily become a regular D'you know what? I don't think so I bet my speeder bike he'd turn his back on all of that Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction I need your protection spend some time in my direction Some people have just got it You know like standing next to Elvis Presley Well then multiply that feeling by 1 million and you know whatI'm talking about Well I'll bet he was cool Man I bet that cowboy was so damn good looking Baby