I was askin' for two dollars Two shots to kill the King "If you really love me and you're thinking of me You'd do just about anything" It happened on a sunday And the liqour stores were closed Thank heaven for the blue laws We were swimmin' in our sunday clothes I was askin' for two dollars To cook up somethin' cheap I was shakin' like the rabbit That was hangin' from her teeth "And in many degrees of heat The fire looked at the meat And if I cook you the least you can do Is lay there and be sweet" Call the fire in winter When it snows and it won't be cold Call the wind in summer If the salt should reign as gold Eraticus Kill the King Magentus Kill the King Its and bits and sitting wrong Heaven is one to come home Spend another minute here Oh, make me spend another year Call the fire in winter When it snows and it won't be cold Call the wind in summer If the salt should reign as gold Eraticus Kill the King Magentus Kill the King