I remember breakfast Used to be my favorite meal Big ol' eggs and lots of butter Food you could feel Now it's figs and twigs and fiber I'm pure as I can be But devils call, angels fall I want my BLT You can't do that, you can't do that There's no eating, cheating, trick, treating You can't do that You can't do that, you can't do that Well, let's talk about my love life It used to be so free If I saw something I wanted I just drag it on home with me Now, you're talking blood tests And sexual history Aw, it used to be fun to do run, run Now, it's life and destiny You can't do that, you can't do that There's no eating, cheating, trick, treating You can't do that You can't do that, you can't do that Don't say it feels good, don't you do it If it tastes good, throw it away It's a sad truth, don't deny it If you're gonna play, you're gonna pay They don't read the constitution Down there where I work My boss thinks he's a Romeo I think he's a jerk He's always making passes He's got hands in back of his head He'd love to see me naked Honey, I'd love to see him dead You can't do that, you can't do that There's no eating, cheating, trick, treating You can't do that You can't do that, no baby, you can't do that There's no eating, cheating, trick, treating You can't do that, you can't do that Don't do that