tour bus rolling down broadway says "nobody you would know" in all the store front windows i see my face and the lame expression of this average joe lord a fool and his money parted ways to a con artist at the bus depot now who would've thought such an honest face would make a monkey of this average joe? i'm a walking disaster i'm an accident waiting to happen i can't walk any faster no if i could i'd be tap dancing i see the porch light of my home where my love lies waiting for me no we don't have much but this i know you've made a king out of this average joe