"Hey there love, let's get to catching up 'Cause I been thinking those thoughts that must have slipped my mind That time that I left you there that night" I replied "Let me remind you of the guy you failed to mention all along 'Cause your actions have consequences, and these are them" I'll be your friend in hell Until then I despise you And I probably always will I can't afford to make another mistake like this 'Cause this is more than I can take I don't mean to leave angry This is by your own device I'm sure this comes as no surprise Hey there babe, don't mean to cut you off But I've heard enough lies, and you're dyin' to get caught I'll let you go call all your friends "Oh my god, let me describe to you this guy His name is Ken, he's in this band that writes such Awful songs about me, all the time" You're god damn right I'll be your friend in hell Until then I despise you And I probably always will I can't afford to make another mistake like this Well this is more than I can take I don't mean to leave angry This is by your own device I'm sure this comes as Oh, I'm fine Just let me lie here for a while 'Cause I've been staying up, yeah, hanging up, all night Oh, I'm spent Of all attention I've given To a hopeless case To a sharp headache To a choice you made To the reason why To the reason why I say I'll be your friend in hell Until then I despise you And I probably always will I can't afford to make another mistake like you I'm sure this comes as no surprise (I can't take, I can't take it) I'm sure this comes as no surprise (I can't take) Surprise, surprise