Fax Me A Beer

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Well here we are smack in the middle of the 90's high tech age We got lasers CDs microchips and fat free fat these days Well that's all fine but I got a mind that's changing to fast for me Cause what I thought was new last month this month is history I got a brand new VCR it's got 29000 functions And I can't make the damn thing work so there goes Petticoat Junction That's when I got the best idea I think I had in years I think I'll be cool and invent the tool that'll fax me a beer Would you all please fax me a beer This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear Yeah makin' old whiskey that was risky but this is all in the clear Sit back relax and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer Japan and Germany they got nothing on us you see Why this is the latest and good ol' American high technology And when this hits the marketplace Uncle Sam will rule the world Well hold on cause I'm working on a machine that'll fax a real live girl Would you all please fax me a beer This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear The old office code will never quite bet the same when it come cold and clear Sit back relax and punch ol' fax and I'll fax you a beer Would you all please fax me a beer This invention is gonna set the whole world on its ear Yeah makin' old whiskey that was risky but this is all in the clear Sit back and drank and give thanks to Hank and I'll fax you a beer