When there's a lull and things are dull He sharpens knives for all the wives In the neighborhood and he's very good (So very, very good) He'll darn a sock or set a clock An apple cart, a broken heart He'll do anything but he'd rather sing (He'll so much rather sing his song) Toodle-uma-luma-luma Toodle-uma-luma-luma, toodle-aye-ay Any umbrellas, any umbrellas to fix today? Bring your parasol, it may be small, it may be big He'll fix them all with what you call a thingamajig Pitter patter patter, pitter patter patter, it looks like rain Let it pitter patter, let it pitter patter, don't mind the rain He'll mend your umbrella then go on his way singing Toodle-uma-luma-luma-toodle-ay Toodle-uma-luma-luma-toodle-ay Any umbrellas to fix today?